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2. The "D" is so important. Completely changes the meaning, no?
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3. Well...
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4. Hey, it's better than having to buy one.
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5. The judgement it takes to follow the directions on the sign might prevent said sign from being read in the first place. I don't know.
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6. Probably they meant "tongs." That's a safe assumption, right?
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7. I think the local hospital posted this one in anticipation of South Africa's notoriously bad drivers.
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8. Yep, it'll just disappear spontaneously sometimes.
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9. Really, it's such a handy place to stash cash.
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